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|A B O U T
Welcome to paper_pwns_all.
If we had to drug you to get you here, we apologize deeply and sincerely.
This is a community about paper.
We at Primatech love paper. We're wildly enthusiastic about paper. We think that, hmm - paper's cute.
Especially morally grey paper.
However, in addition to paper, we allow 'fanfiction' (of the 'gen', 'het' and 'slash' variety), 'fanart', 'meta', etc, as it seems to amuse a small portion of our employees when paper sadly fails to do so (inconceivable!).
So take a seat. Relax. Engage yourself in some soothing paperwork.
Discover the hidden joys of paper.
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1) We reserve the right to spontaneously abduct, vivisect, and possibly anal probe you. Please don't take it too personally. It's for research. For the greater good. For paper. We appreciate your support.
2) All material in this community must have some connection to paper, the Company, or one or more of our employees (yes, disgruntled ex-employees do count, due to the unfortunate necessity of political correctness).
3) Senior Partner Nakamura will have sex with you.
4) If you have any questions, grievances, complaints - kindly fill out the appropriate forms and wait for our representative to approach you. No, that is definitely not a gun in his pocket. He's just happy to see you.
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